Funny Santa & Mrs. Claus Christmas Ornament – I Vow to Still Grab Your Butt, Romantic & Humorous Christmas Gift for Husband, Wife & Couples, Forever Love Keepsake
Funny Santa & Mrs. Claus Christmas Ornament – I Vow to Still Grab Your Butt, Romantic & Humorous Christmas Gift for Husband, Wife & Couples, Forever Love Keepsake
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Funny Santa & Mrs. Claus Christmas Ornament – I Vow to Still Grab Your Butt, Romantic & Humorous Christmas Gift for Husband, Wife & Couples, Forever Love Keepsake
Keep The Spark Alive, One Laugh At A Time
You Don't Do Boring, Sappy Romance.
You do real, messy, laughing-until-you-cry love. Some couples settle for generic snowflakes and polite holiday greetings. Not you. You know that the secret to surviving another year together is refusing to take yourselves too seriously.
The Promise That Actually Matters.
Forget the standard vows. This flat-printed novelty ornament boldly declares the one promise that keeps the spark alive: I vow to still grab your butt even when we're old and wrinkled. It’s the perfect cheeky reminder that your desire isn't fading anytime soon.
A Guaranteed Snort-Laugh On Christmas Morning.
Sneak this lightweight print into their stocking or hang it front-and-center on the tree. Watch their face go from confused to cracking up. It’s a hilarious, slightly inappropriate gag gift that says 'I still want you' without being overly sentimental.
Lightweight Fun for Every Tree Branch
Forget heavy ornaments that pull your tree limbs to the floor. This smooth, flat-printed novelty piece is light enough for even the skinniest pine needles. Featuring vibrant red and white holiday colors and bold black typography, it comes ready to hang with a simple red ribbon. It’s a low-maintenance way to add some high-energy humor to your living room or bedroom doorknob without any fuss.
The Ultimate White Elephant Winner.
Need a gift that will have the whole room howling? This is it. With aggressive bulk pricing dropping the cost to just $6.72 each, you can grab enough for your entire couples' group, your favorite neighbors, and that one friend who appreciates a good dirty joke.
Grab the Best Bulk Savings Now
Christmas is creeping up, and these cheeky prints are flying off the shelves faster than Santa’s sleigh. Don't settle for boring gifts when you can snag these for as low as $6.72 each with our bulk discounts. Whether you're stuffing stockings or winning the neighborhood gift exchange, now is the time to stock up. Plus, spend over $50 and we’ll cover the shipping for you.
Why This Ornament Wins
Stop giving boring, generic holiday gifts. Give them something that actually makes them smile and sparks a little romance.
| pinkdiyprint.com | Ordinary Ornaments | |
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| Cheeky, romantic humor that sparks joy | ||
| Bold, easy-to-read typography | ||
| Lightweight flat print won't sag branches | ||
| Massive bulk discounts for group gifting | ||
| Generic, forgettable holiday phrases |
Couples Who Kept The Spark Alive
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a 3D sculpted ornament?
Is this a 3D sculpted ornament?
No. To keep it lightweight and affordable for bulk gifting, this is a high-quality, flat printed acrylic/wood-style novelty ornament. It features a vibrant 2D illustration on a smooth surface.
Does it come with a gift box?
Does it come with a gift box?
No, it does not include a gift box. It arrives ready to be slipped into a stocking, attached to a larger present as a hilarious gift tag, or handed out at parties.
How does it hang?
How does it hang?
Each flat ornament comes with a simple red ribbon or string, making it incredibly easy to hang on Christmas tree branches, doorknobs, or stockings without weighing them down.
How do the bulk discounts work?
How do the bulk discounts work?
The more you buy, the more you save! We offer tiered pricing up to 'Buy 10 Get 12 Free', dropping the price to just $6.72 each. Plus, orders over $50 automatically qualify for free shipping.