The Holiday Hit Every Couple Needs
Skip The Boring Holiday Decor
You don't do stuffy, traditional romance. You do real, messy, laugh-out-loud love. This year, skip the generic baubles and hang a cheeky inside joke right on the front of your tree. It is the perfect nod to the person you love most.
A Cheeky Tribute To Their Best Asset
Forget the sappy cards and overpriced jewelry. You know the real secret to a happy marriage is a shared sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for a great backside. This flat-printed keepsake puts your favorite inside joke front and center on the tree, reminding your partner that while you love their heart, you’re still a huge fan of their view from behind.
Vibrant Colors, Zero Branch Sag
Heavy decorations ruin perfectly good pine branches. We designed this with a lightweight, flat-printed profile that hangs beautifully anywhere. The high-color graphics deliver crisp, vivid holiday reds that pop instantly.
The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer
Imagine the look on their face when they pull this out on Christmas morning. It is the perfect unexpected gag gift to tuck into a stocking, or tie to the outside of a larger present as a hilarious holiday gift tag.
Win The White Elephant Exchange
Need a gift that will have the whole room roaring? Bring this to your next couples' holiday party. It is the guaranteed hit that everyone will be fighting to steal by the end of the night.
Snag A Few For The Whole Crew
Why stop at your own tree when you can be the legend of the white elephant exchange? With our bulk deals, you can score these for as low as $6.72 each when you stock up. Grab one for your spouse, one for your best friend, and a few spares for the holiday party circuit. These vibrant, lightweight ornaments are moving fast—don't get left with the boring baubles.
Why Couples Love It
Most ornaments are fragile, heavy, or just plain boring. Here is why our cheeky keepsake wins the holidays.
|   | pinkdiyprint.com | Ordinary Ornaments |
|---|---|---|
| Cheeky, hilarious couples humor | ||
| Lightweight flat profile won't sag branches | ||
| Vibrant, crisp flat printing | ||
| Pre-threaded red ribbon included | ||
| Bulk pricing for party gifting |
Couples Are Loving It
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a heavy, sculpted ornament?
Is this a heavy, sculpted ornament?
No, it features a lightweight, flat-printed profile. This ensures it won't weigh down your tree branches while still delivering vibrant, eye-catching colors.
Does it come with a gift box?
Does it come with a gift box?
To keep our prices low and offer amazing bulk deals, this ornament does not include a gift box. It arrives ready to slip right into a stocking or attach to a present!
How do I hang it?
How do I hang it?
Every ornament comes pre-threaded with a festive soft red ribbon, so it can go straight from the package to your Christmas tree in seconds.
How do the bulk discounts work?
How do the bulk discounts work?
The more you buy, the more you save! We offer tiers like Buy 2 Get 1 Free, making it incredibly affordable to stock up for white elephant parties. Plus, orders over $50 get free shipping.