{"product_id":"santa-s-last-gift-adult-humor-christmas-cap-you-ain-t-getting-shit","title":"🎄Santa’s Last Gift Adult Humor Christmas Cap — 🎅You Ain’t Getting Shit","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:900px;margin:0 auto;line-height:1.75;overflow-wrap:anywhere\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-product-promotion=\"true\" style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:600;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 24px;color:#171717\"\u003eGive your space a fresh dose of personality. Discover 🎄Santa’s Last Gift Adult Humor Christmas Cap — 🎅You Ain’t Getting Shit — explore the details and make it yours today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e.plain-faq summary::-webkit-details-marker{display:none}.plain-faq summary:hover,.plain-faq summary:focus-visible{background:#f6f6f6}.plain-faq summary:hover\u003espan:nth-child(2){text-decoration:underline}.plain-faq details[open]\u003esummary .plain-faq-arrow{transform:rotate(225deg)!important}\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🎅 Santa’s Last Gift Adult Humor Christmas Cap — You Ain’t Getting Shit\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eNot every Christmas needs perfect manners, matching sweaters, and endless holiday cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSometimes the season calls for dark sunglasses, a naughty list full of red marks, and Santa making it very clear that he's officially run out of patience. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis hilariously outrageous Christmas cap is made for sarcastic friends, holiday troublemakers, grumpy dads, and anyone who believes Christmas is better with a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause sometimes the best Christmas spirit comes with absolutely no filter.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🎄\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.intuitiona.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/c79ea170a6c856236b6f439363316a74e50f0a28.png\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🎅 You Ain’t Getting Shit\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eSanta has checked his list — and the results aren't looking good.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWearing dark sunglasses, holding his naughty list covered in red Xs, and proudly raising his middle finger, Santa delivers the brutally honest message:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSurrounded by festive bells, snowflakes, candy canes, holly, berries, pinecones, and rich Christmas details, this bold design combines traditional holiday cheer with completely unfiltered humor.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who's been naughty all year and still expects presents. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🖕 But Here’s My Last Fuck to Give\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe attitude doesn't stop at the front of the cap.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAcross the curved brim, oversized lettering delivers Santa's final holiday message:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“BUT HERE’S MY LAST FUCK TO GIVE.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect Christmas statement for anyone who's survived endless shopping lists, awkward family gatherings, crowded holiday parties, and one too many people testing their patience.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSanta may be out of presents — but he's still got one last thing to give.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😏\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.intuitiona.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/75fb2d6fa6c8cf4361be6a77a4e1aa131e15e9d3.png\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🎄 Christmas Details with Maximum Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis isn't your ordinary Christmas cap.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe striking design features Santa's flowing white beard, red suit, sunglasses, naughty list, and unmistakable gesture, surrounded by colorful holiday artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe side of the cap features a festive red Santa sack filled with presents, accented by golden bells, holly, and seasonal decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRich dimensional-looking details, oversized lettering, and vibrant red, green, gold, and silver accents make this cap a standout piece for Christmas celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll the Christmas spirit. None of the fake holiday cheer.\u003c\/strong\u003e ✨\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.intuitiona.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/974539530ff8b923f202545b76f6f8f747d6b3d0.png\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🍻 Wear It to the Christmas Party — Let the Laughs Begin\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eSome people show up wearing ugly Christmas sweaters.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou show up wearing Santa's last fuck to give.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🤣\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhether you're raising a glass with friends, exchanging ridiculous gifts, posing for Christmas photos, or surviving another family gathering, this cap brings instant personality to the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎄 Christmas parties and family get-togethers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e🍻 Holiday drinks with friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 White elephant and Secret Santa exchanges\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e😂 Ugly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 Funny Christmas group photos\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎅 Adults with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e😎 Anyone who's officially done being nice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt's not just a Christmas cap — it's your holiday attitude, loud and clear.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.intuitiona.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/397c841245e74e0f4ebca999dd3543ef2b0534ac.png\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🎁 The Christmas Gift They Won’t See Coming\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eForget another pair of socks or another boring Christmas present.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eGive them something that makes them burst out laughing before they've even put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis cap makes an unforgettable novelty gift for sarcastic husbands, grumpy dads, outspoken grandpas, brothers, best friends, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a good adult joke.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhether you're buying it for yourself or for the person who's impossible to shop for, it's the kind of gift that becomes a story everyone remembers.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little naughty. A lot of Christmas fun.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🎅\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.intuitiona.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/6df45b42b7b0da786fd042fb1b45da6f7b1a291b.png\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🎉 Get Matching Caps for Your Christmas Crew\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eOne cap gets a laugh. Multiple caps turn the whole Christmas party into a comedy show. 🎄😂\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eChoose different colors for your friends, siblings, coworkers, or family members — and create Christmas group photos nobody will forget.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFrom Black and White to Green, Deep Red, and Khaki, the pictured color options bring the same unapologetic Santa attitude to different holiday looks.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eGive everyone their own cap, raise a glass, and celebrate surviving another Christmas together.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause holiday chaos is always better when everyone's in on the joke.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍻\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.intuitiona.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/e42464ea2fef02dc397ea7a826850db58bd561d8.png\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🧢 Comfortable Fit, Unfiltered Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eA great joke deserves a cap you'll actually want to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDesigned with a classic baseball cap silhouette, a structured crown, curved brim, and adjustable fit, this festive cap combines bold personality with everyday wearability.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhether you're indoors celebrating with family or outside enjoying holiday activities, it's an easy way to add a little attitude to your Christmas outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.intuitiona.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/2d2937c624e01b7513f0e5ccf38368ffe29f2c36.png\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e📏 Size \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHead Circumference:\u003c\/strong\u003e 54–60 cm (21.3–23.6 in)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrim Length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7.5 cm (2.95 in)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCap Depth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12 cm (4.72 in)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adjustable Fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic Curved-Brim Baseball Cap\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuitable For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e🎅 Merry Christmas — Manage Your Expectations\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eSanta checked the list. 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You get traditional Christmas decoration with spectacularly bad manners.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/presentgivers.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/attitude.jpg?v=1793686691\u0026amp;width=1500\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e The Attitude Isn't the Only Structure \u003c\/h2\u003e  \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003eYour joke deserves more than a floppy crown. The structured six-panel shape keeps its crisp profile, paired with a firm, pre-curved 7.5 cm brim and an adjustable rear closure for 54–60 cm heads. Sewn eyelets let air through when the living room fills up and the ugly sweaters come out.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/presentgivers.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/For_the_Friend_Who_Can_t_Behave_You_already_know.jpg?v=1793686691\u0026amp;width=1500\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e For the Friend Who Can't Behave \u003c\/h2\u003e  \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003eYou already know whose name belongs on this gift: the sarcastic dad, the friend who roasts everyone, the sibling with no filter. Picture them unwrapping Santa's raised finger at your White Elephant exchange, then reading the brim aloud. Save this one for adults who appreciate the language—not the office prude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/presentgivers.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/Don_t_Bring_Another_Forgettable_Gift_Another_saf.jpg?v=1793686690\u0026amp;width=1500\" alt=\"\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block;margin:18px auto\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e Don't Bring Another Forgettable Gift \u003c\/h2\u003e  \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003eAnother safe gift means another missed chance to make your Christmas crew crack up. At $19.99, you can bring Santa's spectacular lack of manners to your next White Elephant exchange or ugly sweater party. Pick your color now, and give the friend with no filter a cap that speaks their language.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:22px;line-height:1.4;margin:26px 0 12px\"\u003e Polite Caps Can Sit Out \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003eA polite slogan stops at the front. You get Santa's rude setup, a brim-sized punchline, and intricate Christmas artwork continuing onto the side panel.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse\"\u003e \u003cthead\u003e \u003ctr\u003e \u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e \u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003ePresentgivers \u003c\/th\u003e \u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003ePlain holiday caps \u003c\/th\u003e \u003c\/tr\u003e \u003c\/thead\u003e \u003ctbody\u003e \u003ctr\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e Santa with \u003cstrong\u003eabsolutely no filter\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✓ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✕ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e A \u003cstrong\u003etwo-part crown-to-brim joke\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✓ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✕ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSunglasses, naughty list, middle finger\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✓ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✕ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDimensional-look lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e amid ornate Christmas details \u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✓ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✕ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGift-sack artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e on the side \u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✓ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ddd;padding:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e ✕ \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e \u003c\/table\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin:48px 0;color:#252525\"\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align:center;font-size:clamp(26px,4vw,38px);font-weight:500;line-height:1.3;margin:0 0 32px;color:#171717\"\u003e What Our Customers Are Saying \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(min(100%,240px),1fr));gap:24px\"\u003e\n\u003carticle style=\"position:relative;background:#f6f6f6;border-radius:24px;padding:24px 22px 16px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;text-align:center;min-width:0\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"position:absolute;right:8px;top:8px;background:#71378c;color:white;width:30px;height:30px;border-radius:50%;font:32px\/40px Georgia,serif\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cdiv aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\" style=\"position:relative;display:inline-block;align-self:center;color:#ddd;font-size:25px;line-height:1.3;letter-spacing:2px;margin:0 0 12px\"\u003e★★★★★\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"position:absolute;left:0;top:0;width:100%;overflow:hidden;white-space:nowrap;color:#ffcc00\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:19px;font-weight:500;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 14px;color:#252525\"\u003eThe Brim Finishes the Joke\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;line-height:1.9;flex:1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe brim is what gets me. Santa's already flipping everyone off, then you read the second line. Exactly my kind of Christmas humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e5e5e5;padding-top:10px;margin-top:16px;font-size:14px\"\u003e Mark D. \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\u003carticle style=\"position:relative;background:#f6f6f6;border-radius:24px;padding:24px 22px 16px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;text-align:center;min-width:0\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"position:absolute;right:8px;top:8px;background:#71378c;color:white;width:30px;height:30px;border-radius:50%;font:32px\/40px Georgia,serif\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cdiv aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\" style=\"position:relative;display:inline-block;align-self:center;color:#ddd;font-size:25px;line-height:1.3;letter-spacing:2px;margin:0 0 12px\"\u003e★★★★★\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"position:absolute;left:0;top:0;width:100%;overflow:hidden;white-space:nowrap;color:#ffcc00\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:19px;font-weight:500;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 14px;color:#252525\"\u003eFancy Details, Completely Rude Santa\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;line-height:1.9;flex:1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bells, candy canes, and little gift sack make it look so Christmas-y. Then there's Santa's finger. That contrast is the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e5e5e5;padding-top:10px;margin-top:16px;font-size:14px\"\u003e Lisa R. \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\u003carticle style=\"position:relative;background:#f6f6f6;border-radius:24px;padding:24px 22px 16px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;text-align:center;min-width:0\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"position:absolute;right:8px;top:8px;background:#71378c;color:white;width:30px;height:30px;border-radius:50%;font:32px\/40px Georgia,serif\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cdiv aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\" style=\"position:relative;display:inline-block;align-self:center;color:#ddd;font-size:25px;line-height:1.3;letter-spacing:2px;margin:0 0 12px\"\u003e★★★★★\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"position:absolute;left:0;top:0;width:100%;overflow:hidden;white-space:nowrap;color:#ffcc00\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:19px;font-weight:500;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 14px;color:#252525\"\u003eA Proper Cap With Bad Manners\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;line-height:1.9;flex:1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eI like a cap with a firm crown, not a floppy front. This has that structured shape, plus an adjustable back for getting the fit right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e5e5e5;padding-top:10px;margin-top:16px;font-size:14px\"\u003e Kevin B. \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"plain-faq\" style=\"margin:48px auto;max-width:100%;color:#252525\"\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align:center;font-size:clamp(26px,4vw,38px);font-weight:500;line-height:1.3;margin:0 0 32px;color:#171717\"\u003e Before You Offend the Room \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"margin:0;border:0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;align-items:center;gap:14px;padding:20px 8px;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;font-weight:400\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"font-size:25px;line-height:1;flex-shrink:0\"\u003e☑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"flex:1\"\u003e Will it fit my head? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"plain-faq-arrow\" aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"display:inline-block;width:8px;height:8px;border-right:1.5px solid currentColor;border-bottom:1.5px solid currentColor;transform:rotate(45deg);margin:0 10px 4px\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding:0 34px 20px 47px;font-size:16px;line-height:1.8\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe adjustable rear closure fits head circumferences of 54–60 cm (21.3–23.6 inches). Measure around where your cap normally sits before choosing it for yourself or someone else.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"margin:0;border:0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;align-items:center;gap:14px;padding:20px 8px;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;font-weight:400\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"font-size:25px;line-height:1;flex-shrink:0\"\u003e☑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"flex:1\"\u003e Is the artwork actual raised embroidery? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"plain-faq-arrow\" aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"display:inline-block;width:8px;height:8px;border-right:1.5px solid currentColor;border-bottom:1.5px solid currentColor;transform:rotate(45deg);margin:0 10px 4px\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding:0 34px 20px 47px;font-size:16px;line-height:1.8\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe artwork creates a dimensional, embroidery-style visual effect, including silver- and gold-looking details. Don't mistake that appearance for a claim of raised stitching or actual metallic thread.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"margin:0;border:0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;align-items:center;gap:14px;padding:20px 8px;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;font-weight:400\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"font-size:25px;line-height:1;flex-shrink:0\"\u003e☑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"flex:1\"\u003e How big are the crown and brim? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"plain-faq-arrow\" aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"display:inline-block;width:8px;height:8px;border-right:1.5px solid currentColor;border-bottom:1.5px solid currentColor;transform:rotate(45deg);margin:0 10px 4px\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding:0 34px 20px 47px;font-size:16px;line-height:1.8\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe cap has a 12 cm depth and a 7.5 cm pre-curved brim. Its structured six-panel crown holds a crisp profile, with sewn eyelets in the woven panels for ventilation.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"margin:0;border:0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;align-items:center;gap:14px;padding:20px 8px;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;font-weight:400\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"font-size:25px;line-height:1;flex-shrink:0\"\u003e☑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"flex:1\"\u003e Which colors can I choose? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"plain-faq-arrow\" aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"display:inline-block;width:8px;height:8px;border-right:1.5px solid currentColor;border-bottom:1.5px solid currentColor;transform:rotate(45deg);margin:0 10px 4px\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding:0 34px 20px 47px;font-size:16px;line-height:1.8\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003eYou have eight options: Black, Blue, White, Green, Charcoal Grey, Deep Red, Dark Brown, and Khaki. Pick your own shade or mix colors for a matching-cap photo with your crew.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"pinkdiyprint","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":67913531064630,"sku":"PH6102850HEI","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":67913531097398,"sku":"PH6102850LAN","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":67913531130166,"sku":"PH6102850BAI","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":67913531162934,"sku":"PH6102850LV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Grey","offer_id":67913531195702,"sku":"PH6102850HUI","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Red","offer_id":67913531228470,"sku":"PH6102850RED","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Brown","offer_id":67913531261238,"sku":"PH6102850ZH","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki","offer_id":67913531294006,"sku":"PH6102850ZON","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/5697\/0294\/files\/5412bd7083158282d22778cdf431c8135ae204a9.jpg?v=1793778442","url":"https:\/\/pinkdiyprint.com\/products\/santa-s-last-gift-adult-humor-christmas-cap-you-ain-t-getting-shit","provider":"pinkdiyprint.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}